2:30 AM, Tuesday, November 01, 2005

sigh... don't know why but i feel like shit. everthing in my life just sucks... first of all my parents... what a bunch of dickheads. they like to restrict me and sort of put a leash on me... why? although most of the time i just 'hanz' or just don't give a fuck about what they say and continue doing as i please but sometimes it really gets on my nerves when they try to fuck around with me. that just sucks. i mean come on, i'm old enough, i can take care of myself, i'm independent, i have a social life and i have my life. but still what the fuck are they trying to do??? maybe it's because they claim to be have been very obedient and almost perfect when they were young but come on, times have changed, i'm not like them... and that's it. so what the fuck are they trying to do? stir shit? yeah stir shit that's what they're trying to do... and the more fucked up thing about them is that sometimes they try to blackmail me... they say they will deduct my allowance and stuff if i come home late, bla bla bla etc... but all the time i just don't fuck them and do as i please... come on la i'm old enough and know what is good and bad and i'm not out doing or induldging in really unhealthy activities such as taking or selling drugs... selling dvds... or fighting or what. wtf man... doesn't effect me but it just irritates me... why can't they understand that? ASSHOLES!!! a lot of other reasons la why i feel like shit... but that's not the point, the point is that i feel like crap and fuck i hate it... sigh... nothing much to talk about think i'm gonna sleep it off... oh yeah and i can't stand my mother's nagging! to make her stop i must stop doing what i do and that is impossible... so wtf? have to just bear with it cause i can't stop what i do... like... waking up late, coming back late, being untidy, being disgusting, cursing and swearing, lazy... that's me man... fuck.

mum's a bitch, dad's a bastard.
SHIT HAPPENS.

goodnight.
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BACK FROM THE DEAD.

7:32 PM, Friday, October 28, 2005

HEY! i'm back. sorry i haven't been posting anything since god-knows-when... i guess it's because i was too busy with my finals and also because i felt i didn't have anything interested to talk about... hahaha... in short, LAZY. hHAhhahAHha...

and also sorry to all those who logged on hoping to find some dumbass story...

well... what's been happening lately???... well i just finished my finals 2 days ago... that means.. FUCKING FREE TILL NEXT YEAR!!! holidays for 2 months plus man!!! damn i love it... so if anyone is free give me a call! go out minum teh or do stupid things i don't mind. maybe gonna help my dad out during my holidays i don't know...
hmmmmm... my second semester has just finished and wow how fast it passed... exams over so quickly... just scares me thinking about it... how fast time can just fly by... in the mean time, goodbye to my college and till we meet again next year... will certainly miss sitting in the boring classes, listening to the boring lecturers, skipping classes... etc... will miss my very few close friends in college too... see you guys again next year! you know i'm very quiet in my college... i just go to the place, study, get to know some people and, that's it. i mean i just hang out with them sometimes in college when i'm there... i don't hang out with them after class or at night or on weekends... i'm more of a one man army while at college... mainly because i still hang out with my old (high school) friends... well that's good also but sometimes i feel that i should get to know more people from my college... don't know la... i AM happy with the people i'm already associated to right now, and that includes the very few+close friends i have in my college...

well was so fucking bored today so i went to subang... spent almost the whole day there... had a lil bet with my friend sultan... played foosball with him... we agreed that whoever lost had to take off his shirt, and walk out of the place where we were (the rack, subang square)... all the way to the lift going down to the carpark... since i knew a lil thing or two about foosball i had to give him a handicap (few balls)... weird as it sounds but you know what i mean... 'yong' that fucker 'gei lup' la... so, game on!!! that bloody asshole had some few fluke shots in the end, i lost.

&#^&* 67=+$#@!! ... i had to walk all the way... in front of shops and restaurants... down a fleet of stairs... passing somemore shops... with everybody looking at me as if i was a flasher... to the lift... i didn't walk la of course... i RAN! ran into the lift where i could put my shirt back on... the guy in the lift looked at me and laughed... mahai he must be thinking SOHAI!!! fuck... my friend also told me he saw alot of people laughing too... HUMILIATION!!! aiyoh... luckily i'm not going back there till next year...

hAHHAHAHhAhahahHAHA...

well... that's all for now... i'm going to eat now so catch you dirty fuckers later!

P.S.: to all the bloody MCs!!! TIU LEI!!! cause all the fucking jam!!!
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whatididtodayonasunday.

9:28 PM, Sunday, October 16, 2005

brought my girlfriend shopping today, she sucked up all my money and all i got out of my money was some food, a hot dog, and a car wash. fuck. but once in awhile i guess ok la... to treat your girlfriend to stuff... but NOT TOO often. serious. *WARNING* NOT-TOO-OFTEN. fuck now i'm pretty much broke for the rest of the month. ^&^#!#$&^#@&@&#

well came back and saw my dad fixing the motor that runs my gate... you know the automatic gate motor thing... my gate is a sliding one and it has been making real loud rattling noises when it opens and close... so noisy that it wakes up the whole neighbourhood when it opens or closes... serious! don't believe me ask my annoyed neighbours... used to be so noisy that whenever i came back home late at night... very very late at night i would have to jump over it to avoid all the commotion it would stir once the button was pressed. but it wasn't a good idea either when i came home drunk as i wouldn't be able to climb up the gate properly........ well as i was saying i saw my dad fixing the motor thingy and helped him out a lil... my dad is amazing i tell you! he fixed the fucking thing and now it's as good as new.. no more loud fucked up noises... man my old man really has some talent i tell you... he's a real handy man... he can really fix almost anything... he told me he just opened the box thingy, took out the ball-bearing, brought it to a hardware shop to have another one fabricated, and installed the new one in... sounds easy i know but there were alot of components to dismantle and put back later... all those wires and stuff... wtf man he's a genius! a real handy man... with his trusty tool box, weird looking tools, nimble fingers, never-say-die-never-give-up-attitude, and wisdom... he can fix almost anything! wow... quite proud of my old man... very proud in fact... and then he told me "see, the get another 2 ball-bearings=33bucks... and the repair guy was charging 500 bucks... ask him go fuck himself!" hehehehhee.......

oh yeah, my dad is a real thrifty man too... won't buy or pay extra unless it's really neccessary.

well it's monday tomorrow... back to college... back to hell... sigh...
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back...

1:28 AM,

hello lazyjem.blogspot.com... sorry for not writing anything down these past few days... i have been busy and lazy... fuck, finished like a month's work all in a night... my public speaking assignment shit. yeah i had to wait till the night before to finish it... well, the presentation went on okay and i am expecting a B... well... come to think about it, make that an A... yes, expecting an A from the bitchy lecturer.

nothing much to talk about these days... don't know why... why? maybe i need to meditate to find the answers within... not much creativity these days... i don't mean to say that all the other and previous entries were all crapped up and not real. THE INCIDENTS THAT ARE WRITTEN AND POSTED ON THIS BLOG ARE BASED ON REAL LIFE EVENTS. please do not try this at home.

well let's talk about cars... have been getting to love the new mini more... well kinda liked it when i first saw it... looks cool eh...? but have been doing alot of research on it the past few days... imagine if i could have a mini cooper s tuned by john cooper works? MMMmmmMMmmmmMM... what a sweet dream it would be... and in grey with the chequered flag pattern on the roof and mirrors... or a british racing green one with the union jack on the top, white mirrors, 2 white stripes on the hood... 18" bbs... mmmmmmmm... funky car ain't it?
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A Hotter Than Usual Day.

12:35 AM, Tuesday, October 11, 2005

you know what? it was a fucking hot day today... hotter than usual... i know la this is kl and it's fucking hot most of the time... but today was worse... cause i couldn't stop sweating the whole day... while in class, while eating, while playing pool, while in the car with the air-cond on... while in my room now... fuck! fucking fucking hot... what's going on? anyways just to let you know i don't sweat... instead i rain... i don't know why but i'm real sensitive and i will always sweat and when it comes... it's irritating cause it gets into my eyes and it'll keep coming for awhile... especially when i'm eating... why ar? hmmmmm... maybe it's because i'm damn healthy... and my body is working properly... maybe that's why... but the funny thing is, my sweat DOESN'T STINK AT ALL! and i don't have a B.O. or anything like that... instead i smell good all the time... hehehehehe... not to worry people(girls)... hehehehehhe.... but really, i don't stink eventhough i rain damn it. SERIOUS.

anyways... a few friends of mine (names witheld) wanted to play this game where each of us comes up with the same amount of money and then create a pool (put it all together)... and in order to win the money in the pool we all decide on a girl to pursue and whoever gets the girl first wins the money... don't you think my friends are real mean? that's not human man! how could they even think of something like that? OMFG that disgusts me... sigh... damn bad right? those fuckers... damn 7 tiu... well, in the end it didn't work out and i'm glad i wasn't part of it... hehehehehhe... damn fucked up right??? i won't mention names but you know who you are! animals! hAhHAhAHHAHHA...

nothing much to crap about... goodnight.
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boring dayZzZZzzZZzzz...

11:31 PM, Sunday, October 09, 2005

well bored again as usual... nothing happening these few days... nothing much to do... hmmmmm...

saturday... wtf did i do on saturday...? can't really remember... fetched bry to go collect his car from the workshop... you know bryan right? he is the king of accidents... bloody fucker can't drive straight... AhAHhAhAHhaa... had a lot of major accidents with his car... thank god he is still alive to tell his tale and also touch wood he is still in piece... hope he's learned his lesson(s) and stopped driving like a maniac. bryan i'm telling you this as a concerned friend... life comes by only once, DON'T FUCK IT UP. and to everyone else reading this... especially YOU. YEAH YOU! went out for dinner with family on saturday night and went to ervin's house for fuck later... slept early as i had to wake up early the next morning.

sunday... followed my gf to church... forced against my will by her to go btw... hehehehhe... jk... after that went to look for sultan and went to wash my car... bought some drinks for him and cigarettes and went to an empty carpark where he could... erm... drink and smoke... oh shit... no... erm... i sent him home... he didn't drink... yeah i forgot... he didn't drink nor smoke. yes he "puasa'd"... serious. (oops...) well went back home and slept till around dinner time... woke up to eat and then went to my gf's place for awhile to see her and came back... that's it... my entire boring fucked up weekend... and i have to wake up early tomorrow to go to college. @#$!^%@$%#@$

you know recently i came across these really gory pictures from an accident that happened in malaysia over the internet... i couldn't stop thinking of the images as they kept on flashing in my mind every now and then... fuck. but one thing i really learned from it was to treasure life and don't fucking drive recklessly or too fast anymore... i showed those pics to all my friends as they are the ones who usually drive recklessly... (inc. bryan of course)... those pics were really sad... if you are curious about what kind of pictures i'm talking about go to http://paultan.org/archives/2005/10/02/gory-car-crash/#comments

enjoy...

"You May Not Be 100% In Control Of Your Machine, But You Are 100% In Control Of Yourself."
so don't drive recklessly/toofast/after-drinking/kurap/etc...

omfg i sound really weird... advising people.
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screwed up 2-3 days...

12:37 PM, Friday, October 07, 2005

it's been a real hectic and fucked up 2-3 days... had lots of shit to do in college... had exams, assignments due, and a presentation... fucked up... fucked up cause i did it all last minute... heheheh... a very big thank you to eric for forcing himself to help me out... thanks a lot man! well after all that i had a 15 hour nap to get back all the sleep that i missed earlier... nice one.

while i was sleeping early this morning... my gf called me at 4 in the MORNING and screwed me for not replying the messages she sent me the night before... she claimed she messaged me like hai... and called me like hai... and she also claimed i picked up the few times she called and said that i would reply her and call her and all that... but i didnt. and the funny thing is i DONT remember a thing! i was sleeping... but that is not important... what is what i really wanna point out is i realised it is my natural instinct to make sure and do whatever it takes to not quarrell... that's weird. and she screwed me over the phone for like one hour at 4AM in the morning before going back to sleep... but the weird thing is i don't remember doing anything... just sleeping. weird la...

well nothing much to say... going back to sleep.
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CHELSEA FUCKED LIVERPOOL HARD 4-1 !!!

1:34 AM, Monday, October 03, 2005

good game la... i'm really sorry to all the liverpool fans... but FUCK YOU LIVERPOOL... OMFG you fuckers lost 4-1 to CHELSEA??? yes!!!

you see i'm a chelsea fan...

where are the gold numbers on your jerseys now FUCKERS???!!!!
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